1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice
I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.
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Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.
The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.
and now the weather
GET A TASTE OF THE ZAMBONI PONY
HOGWARTS FOUNDERS → SALAZAR SLYTHERIN
Professor Salazar Slytherin was a pure-blood wizard of medieval times. He was a Parselmouth (a wizard with the rare ability to speak with snakes) and skilled at Legilimency. He was one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and the former best friend of Godric Gryffindor, a fellow founder. Slytherin didn’t trust Muggle-born students, and he expressed his opinion not to accept them at Hogwarts. However, when the other Hogwarts founders didn’t agree, Slytherin created the Chamber of Secrets, concealing a basilisk inside. Afterwards he left the school, never to return. He died sometime in the Middle Ages.
Like Rowena Ravenclaw and Godric Gryffindor, Salazar Slytherin appears to have carefully selected members of his own House. According to Albus Dumbledore, the qualities which Slytherin prized in his “handpicked students” included resourcefulness, cleverness, determination, and a certain disregard for the rules, along with the ability to speak Parseltongue. He also selected his students according to cunning, ambition, and blood purity. His House within Hogwarts is symbolised by a serpent, with House colours of green and silver. [x]
Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.
YES YES YES IM GOING TO CRY YES.
Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian. This would be the language that she would have sung in.
The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
SWEET BBY I LOVE CROWS SO MUCH
it understood there was water in there…and exactly how to get the water out….it just couldn’t do it alone…hot damn they are fucking smart
"When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change."
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
this is so great.
This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.
I felt like I needed this back on my dash,